Do Vampires Really Suck??

Well, there are so many different perceptions of vampires that I sometimes get confused which one to follow and which one not to follow. For example, one of the most famous movies says that they can’t eat, drink (by drink I mean everything else apart from blood), sleep, etc. But another famous series on television says, they can very well eat, drink and sleep!! The movie says, they shine like diamonds when exposed to sun, where as the TV series says that they’ll burn in sun unless they wear a ring. But there’s one thing common in them, for sure; Vampires are very attractive and elegant. There are a couple of qualities or rather POWERS, which I like the most, in them; the ability to convince anyone (well humans of course) by just looking into their eyes, to hear other's thoughts and to move incredibly fast. Without any doubt, these all things imply their powerfulness. It’s a world of fiction where vampires exist.  So, why not think the possibilities of being one!! What all things one can do when one has such incredible powers!!

To start off with, I’ll consider the power of convincing people. This would of course mean the jobs of all the trainers and motivational speakers would be eaten up by the VAMPIRES. But taking up the more general issues what can a person (Oops!! Vampires) do with it. Thanks to the ever soaring prices of the different commodities, you can always convince the person at the money counters that you have already paid!! Wow!! That would mean, you never pay for all the diesel or petrol you consume, or all the jeans and the Ray Ban sunglasses you wear.. As a matter of fact, any changes in the Wall Street or the Sensex won’t affect you, i.e., you will never be susceptible to the disease called “Inflation”.  Well, buying a car, in fact depends upon your choice solely.. Of course, if you use the extreme speed quality of yours for transportation purposes, you don’t need any convincing. Anna Hazare could have easily used this power to convince the government and thus preventing any kind of “Anshan”.

Another prominent ability of them is, to hear thoughts of other people. This can come in handy in so many places. For example, during interviews or vivas, one can effectively use the same. Guys and girls can use it for keeping an excellent track record of what one thinks of the other. If you are about to propose anyone, being able to hear thoughts help you to move forward or step back at the right time.  Ergo, if you know what the thoughts of the other person is, you can act accordingly.

A vampire possesses almost all the powers a Superhero can possibly have. So, instead of being a villain, a Vampire can effectively become a Superhero!!!!  

Being a vampire, one can also use the powers to take up sports, though the only person breaking your records would be you (Unless You Turn Some Friend In to A Vampire!!). Then, there would be a long line of Bolts, Armstongs and Phelps waiting for your autograph!!

You can also go on a date with your favorite actor/actresses, as convincing them and all costs borne by you, would be a big ZERO!!  

These all are the possibilities, which I could think of.. 

P.S.- If you had the powers, what would you do??!!!!